North Korea Wins World Cup Again
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North Korea Wins World Cup Again
Categories: Humor, Media and Popular Culture, 183 words1 feedback •CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA – North Korea continued it’s global dominance, this time in the game of football by winning their 10th World Cup, defeating the defiant and irrelevant Germany.
The global nations feared and trembled against the might of the North Korean squad which was led by our confident and wise leader Kim Jung-il. The undeniable victors took the lead in the final just 25 seconds after the starting whistle, where a brilliant crossing pass from the wing was slammed into the back of the net with a crushing header by our Fearless Leader.
After the goal, Germany became meek and realized their inconsequential talent was no match for the North Korean spirit and superior talent.
The victory capped off a dominant performance where North Korea conceded no goals, making it the ninth World Cup in a row where north Korea’s Defense and Goaltending remained as perfect as our nation.
A parade to celebrate their victory will be held in three weeks, after their global tour to mock the world and their ignorant condemnation of our great and preeminent country. Attendance is mandatory.
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07/01/10 @ 16:22Part of the celebration will also pay tribute to four players of the team which were killed defending our Fearless Leader from a mob of German fans.
Their unflinching sacrifice four our great nation stands to the world as a testament of our greatness.
