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“Tiger Woods will end nearly three months of silence Friday when he speaks publicly for the first time since his middle-of-the-night car accident sparked stunning revelations of infidelity.”

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It looks like Tiger Woods will broadcast his first public apology over the outing of him putting his penis into numerous vaginas… most of which weren’t his wife’s. Personally, while I think putting your penis into the wrong vagina is morally reprehensible, I don’t really care if Woods apologizes because it is about his image and trying to get back on the platinum pony.

What I think he should apologize for is their weakest ass bullshit cover up story about how a lucid male athlete could drive a car into a fire hydrant, at a speed that didn’t deploy the air bags and leave him near unconscious… with windows being bashed out on the car from a golf club driver that his wife decided to use to help save her husband from the disastrous crash… right in front of their home.

Yeah, I think they both owe all of us an apology for that!