CANDYLAND – In what some are citing as a mere protocol faux pas, the conservatives of America have gone completely ape shit about Obama bowing to King Kandy during a foreign policy visit to Candyland. Candyland, long an ally of the United States for their exports of High Fructose Corn Syrup was a visiting point for President Obama as he went on a foreign trip to meet with allies around the world.

When photos came from the meeting with King Kandy, conservatives on the internet, went absolutely ape shit. “President Obama is rendering the US totally subservient to Candyland,” noted one particularly inane conservative online. “I can only ask, did Obama do this on purpose? What message was he really trying to get across?” the poster noted in a later post on a conservative web board.

While moderates and liberals noted that this was merely a protocol faux pas and nothing else, conservatives online and on the radio have started to “thank god” for term limits. Others went as far as to say that this act “pissed on the graves of all of our soldiers,” in reference to the Sugar Mine wars the US Military supported in the 70s. Some went further to suggest this was a treasonous act.

Meanwhile, the rest of the world carries on as if nothing of much concern occurred.

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