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OLYMPIA, WA – Nancy Menheimer gave birth to the first ever recorded Googolets last Friday, Saturday, Sunday, etc… “It is a miracle of God,” noted her mother, Reese Menders. “They [Nancy and her husband] were having problems conceiving a child. They saw a doctor and got help and we have this blessing.”

While the family celebrates the welcoming of these child into the family’s lives, doctors are scurrying about trying to find room for the 10^100 children that were born.

“She gave birth to more babies than have ever been or will ever be born in the history of the universe. We are having issues finding enough beds for these babies,” noted Doctor Emerson who helped deliver a large number of babies during the marathon labor procedure.

The pregnancy wasn’t easy and Nancy Menheimer was overwhelmed by the shear size she grew to. In fact, being pregnant with Googolets actually altered the orbit of Earth, which required scientists to add a “leap second” to the calendar at New Years. With the successful births, the Earth’s orbit should “return to normal” according to Astronomers at Cal. Tech.

When asked how she felt after the labor from the pregnancy of Googelets, Nancy took out a knife and lunged at the reporter, which cut the Press Conference short.