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Gunkel Worried Success is Going to Cleats Head
CLEVELAND, OH -- Cleveland Cleats' skipper Coach Gunkel has been very pleased with his team's performance as of late.
"We've won 18 games in a row, took our third Division VI title in 3 full seasons in Division VI, we made it to the third round of the Cup," noted the Coach. Indeed, the Cleats have made great strides. They are headed to the third round. And despite facing extremely stiff competition, the Cleats are undefeated after two rounds. However...
"We're King Kong of this jungle," said defender William Eggleston with respect to their league.
"I think they have a mistaken idea as to where we really stand," said Gunkel. Indeed! They beat a top team last Sunday, but Lokomotiv-2 mistakenly used a random number generator to assign their lineup. The 2nd round Cup opponent had a take your kid to work day... so an eight year old played net.
"We're doing well, but..." started Gunkel.
"We're bigger than Jesus!" interrupted striker, Rodney Cabral.
Gunkel sighed.
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