SOMEWHERE, SWEDEN -- In what is being called one of the larger crashes in recent history, the Hattrick server crashed after the Cleats lost at home against SelamiSpor.

"We believe once the server realized what it had done, it fell into a state of depression," stated Jhorn Sebastian.

In the morning, when the workers came into the office, they noticed the main match server sobbing uncontrollably while eating out of a carton of ice cream. When the server saw it was seen by the programmers, it panicked and ultimately crashed.

"We are doing the best to reboot and get the server back on schedule, but it is still taking this Cleveland Cleats loss too much to heart," stated Sven Rosberg, the head equipment manager. "We estimate that upwards of 75% of the CPU resources are being used by the server to pity over its result for the Cleats match up."

The Hattrick main office stated in a release that they hope to get the server fully online by some gentle coddling and Cathy comics.

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