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Cleats look to repeat against Newark
NEWARK, OH -- The Cleats looking to have a repeat result against the Newark Bearcats this weekend. The Cleats who handled the Bearcats at the Shoe Box, need to carry home three points in order to remain competitive for the second place position in V. 256.
UPDATE!
NEWARK, NJ -- The Cleats were rushing for the team bus as the Cleats' manager of transportation incorrectly though the Bearcats made their home in Newark, OH, located outside of Columbus. "We hope to not let this get us out of sync," noted Coach Gunkel. "These things happen, but we need to rise above it and take all three points if we want to challenge Vacuums for second."
UPDATE!!!
NEWARK, CA -- The Cleats were in an absolute scramble, racing to the Newark Airport to fly across the country to get to the Newark stadium, located near San Jose, California. The Cleats' manager of transportation was sacked after making arrangements at yet another wrong Newark. "There is a Newark in California?!" asked Gunkel.